Sunday, December 11, 2011

Tom Cruise Wants New 'Top Gun' To Be as Homoerotic as Old 'Top Gun', and More...

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- Tom Cruise has confirmed rumors that we're getting a Top Gun sequel. Claiming they're "working on it," Cruise explained, "If we can find a story that we all want to do, we all want to make a film that is in the same kind of tone as the other one and shoot it in the same way as we shot Top Gun." And then, if it all goes well, Cruise will at last again get those weird feelings he got during the volleyball scenes. (Thanks, Francis.)

- In response to yesterday's news that we need a new American Psycho, author Bret Easton Ellis tweeted, "I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of "American Psycho" unless it stars [Keeping Up with the Kardashians asshole] SCOTT DISICK or MILES FISHER [above, as seen in his music video impersonation of Christian Bale]." Well, just so long as it gets made, guys, because we definitely need this.

- With Steven Soderbergh dropping out of the long-planned Man from U.N.C.L.E. remake, Guy Ritchie is now reportedly stepping in to take over. Well, just so long as it gets made, guys, because we definitely need this.

- Ben Kingsley is in talks to rejoin Asa Butterfield in Ender's Game, while Sacha baron Cohen is reportedly in negotiations to join Les Mis�rables. Thus concludes our Hugo: Where Are They Now? segment. Good night.

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